If someone asked me if I was manly enough to drink coffee with a spider floating in it, my initial thought would be, “Hell yeah!” and “Coffee should just come with spiders in it by default!”
But after a few moments of consideration — and more importantly — a few glances at my coffee cup…
I’m not that manly.
Not yet anyway.
- The spider
- Spider? I ain’t afraid of no spider.
- So I bought an old Geiger Counter off ebay…
- Arachnid afterlife