Walks up to cafe counter.
“Hiiii. Can I help you.”
Sure, can I get a coffee mug?
Someone else from across the counter yells, “I’ve got it!” — and then walks over, hands it to me.
*I look back at the cashier — because this is usually the part where the customer is billed*
“Was there anything else?”, she asks.
Um, nope, just the mug.
*I stand there — looking at her*
*she looks back*
*And then I just walk off thinking:*
Damn! My Jedi mind trick skills are getting SOOOO GOOOOD!