The wonder years
It must be a shoe thing


I always feel a little betrayed when my laptop doesn’t accept my fingerprint scan on the first attempt when I go to unlock it.

I’m like, “How could you NOT know it’s ME!? We’ve spent so much time together. No one loves you like I do…”

*second pass of my finger over the scanner*

“Come on… Baby.”

*fingerprint accepted*

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