“Zero! Your “Cafe manager shows compassion to homeless person” post just got over 120 likes on Facebook! How can you possibly follow that up!?”
Well, I dunno. Probably just post some weird status update mentioning the previous post’s popularity… And then be all, like, you know, cool about it.
Well yeah, I dunno. Probably wish everyone a Happy holiday/day of the week kinda thing.
“Any advice for the young ones?”
Oh yeah. Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your vegetables. Be kind. And celebrate life every day.
Thank you. Wait. What’s this for?
“Your follow up status update.”
Oh yeah, OK. That’s cool.