Banking banter

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At my new bank standing in front of a bank teller working out a transaction…

Bank teller: “I’ll just need to see some form of ID and have you answer a few questions.” he says. “And a blood sample.” he adds, jokingly.

Me, without hesitation: “Well, that’s less than what my former bank asks for.”

Teller, without skipping a beat: “Your first born?”

Me: “Yep. That’s why you’re my new bank and they’re my old one.”

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