Arachnid afterlife

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If there’s an afterlife for spiders — and if they ever talk about the last few seconds up to their death — I imagine it often goes something like this:

So, how’d YOU die?

“Well, I was just doing my spider thing. Minding my own spider business, like I always do… when all of a sudden I hear this blood curdling scream!”

And then what happened?

“I dunno! I died.”

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Thanks to Drew Banyai for sharing this link to “The Misunderstood House Spider” in the comments.

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