Anything but "easy" buttons

Truck stops
Dear Panera Bread

You know building designers are trolling when they put big red buttons on all the buildings in a strip mall, but place them too high for anyone to actually push.

Well, it’s nothing that a well thrown rock won’t fix!

“It’s easy!”

*Just kidding, kids. Don’t throw rocks at buildings. Even if the buildings have giant red buttons on them.


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