Ain’t nobody like me


Once every couple of days I like to ensure my status as a unique individual by performing an elaborate series of gestures unlikely to ever be duplicated by anyone ever.

I have it all worked out! It’s awesome.

First, I stand up & Tap my left foot. Then I tap my right. Then I Say the word “pumpernickel” and spin in a circle. Then I clap twice, put my hands on my hips, and say “The rubber band bandit strikes again!”

Aww crap.

I shouldn’t have said that.

Now everybody is going to do it!

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