Confession of the day:
Sometimes I feel like the “Grown up police” are going come along and revoke my status as an “adult”.
“I’m sorry, sir. You were caught pretending to be a Velociraptor and making weird dinosaur noises while shopping in the aisles of Albertsons. There did not appear to be any children around. We regret to inform you that Your adult status is being revoked. You will no longer be able to drive cars, stay up late, or buy as much candy as you desire any time you want.”
Aaaah! What a horrifying thought!
- Hand diving
- Where’d you get the coconuts?
- They see me rollin’, they hatin’…
- Driving confession
- Heightened auditory expectations
- Silly stuff