Seriously, if everyone just did what I told them to do, that would make everything so much easier.
“Hey, you. Don’t be so hard on yourself! No one is perfect. Just work for improvement! ”
“And, you, be nice to people and remember to say thank you!”
“And, you, use your blinker when changing lanes!”
“And, you, put your weights away at the gym!”
“And, you, give me free frozen yogurt, but mostly toppings, because I love toppings! And let’s somehow try to turn it into an ice cream sandwich, because I realize now that’s what I really want.”
“And, you — if you all would put down your guns and bombs and weapons of all kinds and stop hurting & killing each other like a bunch of assholes, that would be great.”