A million uses!

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Weird thought of the morning:

I wonder if MacGyver ever looked at retail boxes with labels that suggested “dozens of uses!” and ever got upset.

“Dozens? I can think of hundreds! Maybe thousands!”

Use item to:

  • stop train from going over cliff
  • stop the conductor from steering the train over the cliff
  • stop the spider from scaring the conductor into steering the train over the cliff
  • stop the spider’s mom from neglecting the spider in his youth, causing the spider to do things for attention, resulting in the spider scaring the conductor into steering the train over the cliff
  • create a time to machine to stop the spider’s mom from having promiscuous spider sex resulting in her evil spider child being born which ultimately resulted in conductor/train/cliff chaos
  • use time machine to stop trains from being invented
  • use time machine to stop spiders from being invented
  • use time machine to stop time from being invented
  • replace current universe with Lord of the Rings universe and I get to be Frodo… er… Zerodo.

You get the idea.

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