2% milk 98% phat


Cafe patron walks up to manager and speaks in the most condescending way:

“You know, you really have to do something with your 2% milk. It’s coming out funny and spilling everywhere.”

Manager walks over to 2% milk container and unscrews top slightly, therefore opening the spout.

Crisis averted.

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